Bio by: José L Bernabé Tronchoni
Inscription
ALAS POOR YORICK
NEAR TO THIS PLACE LYES THE BODY
OF
THE REVEREND LAURENCE STERNE M.A.
DYED SEPTEMBER 13TH 1768
AGED 55 YEARS
AH! MOLLITER OFFA QUIESCANT
IF A SOUND HEAD WARM HEART AND BREAST HUMANE
UNSULLIED WORTH AND SOUL WITHOUT A STAIN
IF MENTAL POWERS COULD EVER JUSTLY CLAIM
THE WELL WON TRIBUTE OF IMMORTAL FAME
STERNE WAS THE MAIN WHO WITH GIGANTIC STRIDE
MOW'D DOWN LUXURIANT FOLLIES FAR AND WIDE
YET WHAT THOUGH KEENEST KNOWLEDGE OF MANKIND
UNSEALED TO HIM THE SPRINGS THAT MOVE THE MIND
WHAT DID IT BOOT HIM? RIDICUL'D ABUS'D
BY FOOLS INSULTED AND BY PRUDES ACCUS'D
IN THIS MILD READER VIEW THY FUTURE FATE
LIKE HIM DESPISE WHAT WERE A SIN TO HATE
This Monumental Stone was Erected to the Memory of the Deceased by two brother masons for although he did not live to be a member of their society yet all his incomparable performances evidently prove him to have lived by rule and square, they rejoice in this opportunity of perpetuating his high and irreproachable character to after ages.
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