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Freeman Lighfoot Lafayette “Free” Parker

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Freeman Lighfoot Lafayette “Free” Parker

Birth
Cass County, Nebraska, USA
Death
21 May 1914 (aged 46)
Bickleton, Klickitat County, Washington, USA
Burial
Bickleton, Klickitat County, Washington, USA Add to Map
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"Here Freeman Lightfoot Parker is buried. He lived from 1868 until 1914, and the story of his life as given to Mrs. Whitmore is as follows:

One of his practices was to give strychnine to his chickens to see them stagger around. He also was unable to find a wife in the area, so he sent for a mail order wife. She arrived, took one look at him, and married a neighbor man.

The next attempt at marriage was more successful. Parker went to Portland and married a woman with four children.

They returned to his home. At the end of two months, an argument developed. In order to scare her, Parker placed some of the poison on his tongue and accidentally swallowed it. He rushed to a neighbor's home where huge doses of lard were to be administered - but to no avail. Parker died on their doorstep."

The Grandview Herald, Grandview, WA., October 26, 1978, page 9 & 11
(note sent from Arthur A. Moore III)
"Here Freeman Lightfoot Parker is buried. He lived from 1868 until 1914, and the story of his life as given to Mrs. Whitmore is as follows:

One of his practices was to give strychnine to his chickens to see them stagger around. He also was unable to find a wife in the area, so he sent for a mail order wife. She arrived, took one look at him, and married a neighbor man.

The next attempt at marriage was more successful. Parker went to Portland and married a woman with four children.

They returned to his home. At the end of two months, an argument developed. In order to scare her, Parker placed some of the poison on his tongue and accidentally swallowed it. He rushed to a neighbor's home where huge doses of lard were to be administered - but to no avail. Parker died on their doorstep."

The Grandview Herald, Grandview, WA., October 26, 1978, page 9 & 11
(note sent from Arthur A. Moore III)


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