I once shook hands with a Sheriff named Joe. Then, he let me drive one of his Boulder County Sheriff cars with lights and sirens on it. He never authorized me to activate the lights and sirens; but he did let me drive that car while stoned out of my gourd on a Sativa strain of marijuana that I purchased from a girl who was under age 21. Now I am waiting for Joe to drive to my current State of residence from Colorado and arrest me for driving a cop car while under the influence of marijuana. I triple dog dare you, Sheriff Joe.

I once shook hands with a Sheriff named Joe. Then, he let me drive one of his Boulder County Sheriff cars with lights and sirens on it. He never authorized me to activate the lights and sirens; but he did let me drive that car while stoned out of my gourd on a Sativa strain of marijuana that I purchased from a girl who was under age 21. Now I am waiting for Joe to drive to my current State of residence from Colorado and arrest me for driving a cop car while under the influence of marijuana. I triple dog dare you, Sheriff Joe.