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| Fred Sanford (#46577478)
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Rodney Dangerfield - classic lines:
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
I was driving down the road and saw a buddy so I stuck my head out the window to yell 'hi'. I got arrested for mooning.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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One of the funniest men ever - Redd Foxx, a.k.a Fred Sanford:
Beauty may be skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone...
This is the big one! You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya honey!
Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.
Lamont: You know what they say, the truth will set you free!
Fred: Your uncle Edgar told the truth, and the judge gave him six months!
You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you, and I'm bringin' a 5th of Ripple. (Glug, Glug) Well, maybe not quite a 5th.
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Laura Stevens
 | RE: Re: Reckeweg family
So sorry about that! I completely understand your frustration and sincerely apologize. I'm on vacation and was taking a 2 day road trip to the cemetery and wanted an accurate list so I posted the pictures on there to get them off the current request list. I have deleted my pictures and sent an message to the requester to clear things up. After walking that cemetery for 2 days and getting little more than about 20 pics (and sunburn) I certainly don't want to take anything away from your efforts of fulfilling requests from that cemetery (or any others). My apologies! | | | David McInturff
 | William E. McInturff
Thank you for taking and posting this photo. | | | Anna C
 | Frederick Reckeweg
I got your note about duplicate photo requests and just want to let you know I did not do that myself. Haven't even been out here at Find A Grave in quite some time. I do appreciate your taking the photos. When I have a chance, I'll ask the other person to delete hers.
AnnaAdded by Anna C on May 23, 2013 7:11 AM | | | John Fazenbaker
 | Lulu Clayton
Thanks for the wonderful photo! | | | C Bailey
 | Dulin photos
Fred, thanks so much for the Dulin photos and adding the memorials. I will be looking for them for additional bios. You are the best!
Added by C Bailey on May 09, 2013 10:07 PM | | | Rob
 | Betty Richmond
Fred,
Thanks so much for photographing My Mother's memorial.I grew up 2 miles from Cedar Hill,but since have moved to Tennessee,and was unable to photograph it.
thanks again,
Rob RichmondAdded by Rob on May 08, 2013 7:59 PM | | | Amy I.
| Flowers
Thanks, grave always look better with flowers in the pictures.
-AmyAdded by Amy I. on May 08, 2013 7:54 AM | | | MMarkwell
 | Owens
Hello,
Thank you for taking and posting pictures to Edna and her husband's memorials. I appreciate it.
Malia | | | Teddi Smith
 | Mervin and Helena Ward
Thanks so much for letting me know you had photos! It was such a nice surprise because I usually have a long wait for photos at Cedar Hill.
You went above and beyond fulfilling a photo request and I just want you to know how much I appreciate your efforts. | | | Chuck Hilton
| Harold Victor Pefferle
Thanks again Fred for the efforts to provide the pic of Harold's marker.
Chuck Hilton | | | | [View all messages...] |
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