|Bio and Links|
OK PUNKY, HEADS-UP!|
Pay attention to the following:
a. The source used for my listings came from County Genweb sites.
b. I am a volunteer and do NOT know personally any family history.
c. Use the EDIT BUTTON for ALL REQUESTS.
d. Please tell others "please and thank" you as they are volunteers.
As for my bio you ask! Well, just let me say that I am one handsome fellow, mature beyond my years, humble, humorous, witty, pleasant, and a joy to be around. (My wife disagrees.)
My figures speak for themselves. I have been a busy volunteer these past four years. I have taken pictures for 330 requests. I have listed over 52,000 memorials. All of this has built my reputation as "the cemetery guy."
About half of the people I took pictures for failed to offer a "PLEASE and/or a THANK YOU." I like to think of them as the knuckle draggers. The other half showed praise and appreciation. I call them my friends, pals, and buddies.
I am a retired road bump supervisor for the county. Daily I checked for over 30 years that the road bumps were in good order, working properly, and clearly identified. I was an entry in the World Road Bump Contest that was held in Bulgaria in 2003. I came in second to a woman from Serbia. (Boy, did she have road bumps.)
The next time you drive over a road bump, think of me. If they are produced just right, you hit your head on the roof of the car. Anything less is a design problem caused by a drowsy engineer.
When I retired the county installed a road bump in my driveway in order to slow the wife down when she comes home from shopping. It works great and I have not had to repair the garage since installation. I placed an official sign half way down the street that says "Wife Road Bump Ahead."
You know, cemeteries kind of remind me of road bumps in a way. The Mrs. says FAG is Facebook for the Dead. I agree!
May your life be smooth and not too bumpy. God Bless!