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Capt. Hemingstein III (#47255152)
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Bio Photo PUNKY ALERT TO ALL DWEEBS OUT THERE IN FINDAGRAVE LAND:

A duplicator is a curious humanoid. Refuses to double check their entry and rushes full speed ahead. Sometimes, because of the emotion of the moment, they duplicate not once, but twice! On occasion, a few duplicators triplicate! Now that is a real fiasco to behold. No one deserves to be buried three times. Once should be sufficient.

Serial Duplicators will be rounded up by the FAG police, stripped naked, and shot with volleys of rubber bands. This method of condemnation and punishment was introduced to me by Sgt. Seymore Butts of the 9th Infantry Division.

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING: TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE. SO - ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS

Perhaps you have seen me at the cemetery in my 1956 Cadillac hearse. Runs great, has some rust, equipped with casket, plastic flowers, and funeral cones. Bose speakers behind the front grill that blasts out tunes from the Grateful Dead.

Have you ever noticed the absence of toilets at most cemeteries? When nature calls, what is one to do? Thank God for corn fields and big trees.

Isn't it weird that we FAG volunteers want to be in cemeteries before we have to?

People ask me to do so many transfers, I think I should be working for a bus company.

THINK OF FINDAGRAVE as a Facebook for the Dead!

Antique stores sell dead people's stuff. Just like death, all deals are final, no returns.

An early farmer in Iowa used to bury the remains of animals, birds, fish, and an occasional vagrant in order to fertilize the soil. This particular farmer always had bumper crops and the rumor was that he and the wife murdered the wild life in the area, buried the remains in the soil, resulting in the best corn crop in the county. (Neighbors said that late at night they could see the dude out in the field with only a flashlight and a shovel.) His name was Osama Bin Farmer with ties to a fanatical Methodist group.

Do you believe in ghosts? Do ghosts believe in you? (Now this is some heavy thinking!)

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Beth.Bailey
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Sandy Smith
RE: Hartung Transfer Request
Thank you for the Hartung transfers. I appreciate it.
Sandy Smith
Added by Sandy Smith on Sep 21, 2014 7:15 PM
Beth.Bailey
I believe...
Do you believe in ghosts? Do ghosts believe in you? (Now this is some heavy thinking!)

Hey Larry errr Capt.Hemingstein...

I believe in ghosts as we live in the oldest inhabited houses in the Black Hills of S.D.,
not the oldest house in the Black Hills,just the oldest inhabited...we have us a couple of
"friends" who hang out w/us & while they aren't
mischievous,they still make their presence known none the less w/moving things around...cool :-)

~ Beth ~
Added by Beth.Bailey on Sep 20, 2014 6:10 PM
Joann
She is a beautiful cat!
Thanks! His name is Snowball and he really is a sweet cat too! :)
Added by Joann on Sep 20, 2014 4:20 PM
Dian Babcock
RE: Walter F. Clark death information
Hi Larry, W. F. Clark or Walter was my grandmothers brother so I will do some more digging as I didn't find him in the Minnesota census either. His memorial card and article is what gave me the information. Dian
Added by Dian Babcock on Sep 20, 2014 12:34 PM
Sandy Smith
RE: Hartung Transfer Request
George and Laura Hartung are my great great grandparents. You have already transferred them to me. I would respectfully ask that you transfer all of their children to me. While I was in Westpoint, I went to the library and got dates of births and deaths and some small obituaries of the children. I would like to go through it all and put it all in. I also took new pictures of the stones and area.
Thank you,
Sandy Smith
Added by Sandy Smith on Sep 20, 2014 12:25 PM
T Burt
RE: H. Backstrom Duplicate
You are so funny! I have plenty of unintentional dups too and I identify with those senior moments. Have a great day! ~Terry
Added by T Burt on Sep 20, 2014 8:38 AM
Dian Babcock
Walter F. Clark death information

On Memorial Card
In memory of W. (Walter) F. (Frederick) Clark
Date of Birth February 22, 1873 Fremont twp, Iowa
Date of Death March 19, 1961 Harmony, Minnesota
Services Tuesday March 21, 1961 2:00 p.m.
Peterson Funeral Home Harmony, Minnesota
Pastor Rev. D. Price Lackey Harmony, Minnesota
Interment Eddy Cemetery Fremont Township, Iowa
Pallbearers James Todd, George A. Todd, Percy Yates, Leonard Risdahl, Arden Willford, Will Elliott

A TRIBULE PUBLISHED IN THE PAGES OF THE WINONA DAILY NEWS WINONA, MINNESOTA MARCH 23. 1961
Water F. Clark, Harmony Minnesota Funeral services were held here Tuesday for Walter F. Clark 88, who died Saturday at a Preston rest home. Burial was in Eddy Cemetery
He was born in Fremont Township Winneshiek county, Iowa February 22, 1873 son of Mr. and Mrs. (Almeda) Ralph Clark.
In 1899 he married Laura Hutchinson.
Mr. Clark is survived by three daughters, Zelda Denver, Colorado, Mrs. Robert (Marian) Small, Tucson, Arizona and Mrs. Stanley (Josephine) Todd. Harmony, a sister Mrs. Lydia Babcock of North Bend, Washington, a brother Leslie Long Beach, California, four grandchildren and eight great grandchildren.
George Todd James Todd, Percy Yates, Leonard Risdahl, Arden Willford and Will Elliott were pallbearers.
Added by Dian Babcock on Sep 19, 2014 11:06 PM
Joann
Dies Family Memorials
Good morning Lt. Ernesto Hemingstein,

If you wouldn't mind could you please transfer ownership of the following memorials to me?
They are #'s (65846709 Alice Dies, 65846694
A. Dies, 64933736 H. Glenn Dies, 64913653 Lewis Dies & 64933710 Ada Harkins Dies) Thank you so much! :)
Added by Joann on Sep 18, 2014 5:21 PM
Lisa Stalnaker
Ronald Adrian Ferrier
Thank you for the updates on his page. That was fast! :)
Added by Lisa Stalnaker on Sep 17, 2014 11:24 PM
Beth.Bailey
The snow is gone &
the humming birds are still here :-)

~ Beth ~
Added by Beth.Bailey on Sep 17, 2014 10:48 PM
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