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Dudley Do-Right (#47255152)
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Bio Photo I am here to do good deeds! Dudley Do-Right aka Larry to the rescue!

My wife says I am here because I am not all there. That is FAG, I believe!

Yesterday I ran into Chuckles the Clown. He is recovering in the local hospital. Slight damage to my right fender and hood as he flew over the Coo Coo's Nest.

If I have committed the cardinal sin of creating a duplicate, please give me a blindfold and a cigarette as I stand before the circular firing squad that has been organized by FAG volunteers. (They fire rubber bands, or was it condoms, whatever. :-)

MY philosophy is that in life, as well as death, or, some where in between, it is important to maintain a sense of humor. (Which reminds me of a guy who created a perfume called "Sense of Humor."

A local cemetery is offering a free burial for the person who creates the most memorials for FAG. My wife told me to get busy and just make up names of deceased people in order to win. What she won't have me do to save a dollar. Anyway, most of my listings are outright lies,, misrepresentations, and distortions. Example, Jack B. Nimble was not quick enough when struck by a runaway horse near Betty's Saloon!

"Art in the Park" is so special. I saw Art in the park yesterday dressed in his usual trench coat. Art said park activity was down this winter and he was freezing his legs even though he loves the exposure! :-(

My local cemetery is having a spring fund raiser this year. The ladies aid at church is sponsoring a raffle and cookie sales. The cookie sales are going well it has been reported by Lena Swanson of Pickleton, Idaho. Strong competition is coming from the Girls Scouts and the adults seem to be winning against the young punks. Besides, the adult cookies have rum in them!

As for the raffle, Chris P. Bacon, a local hog farmer, has donated a hog. People are lining up buying tickets as they want to "take home the bacon."

Last yer enough money was raised to buy a fifteen foot flag pole. Hopefully enough money will be raised this year to buy a flag. The locals are arguing as to what kind of flag to buy. There are many Swedes and Germans in the area. It is proving to be an emotionally hot topic of discussion. I liked the idea of an American flag. Many locals hadn't given much thought to that proposal. Anyway, a decision needs to be made as the only item to hang from the new flagpole was supposedly a pair Elmer Anderson's long johns last year at Halloween.

Last year much ado was created when the Mayor, Angus Torgerson, suggested we fly the flags for Memorial Day. Once again, a good idea died on the vine as no one could agree on what kind of flags to fly. Maynard Johnson suggested a pirate flag. Imagine pirate flags blowing in the breeze all over town? Someone suggested a rainbow flag be flown. If we would have done that, there would have been locals digging up the town looking for the pot of gold.

Yoder Thompson suggested that we raise money like the Catholics did in Mentorville. They set up a beer buffet. Somebody counted over 23 brands of beer, some home brewed. It was fun watching the pushing and shoving of all the locals trying to get their fill. After three hours it was clear we had under estimated the number of port-potties. You know what they say, "Beer today, Gone Tomorrow!"
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Beth.Bailey
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Beth.Bailey
RE: BRRRRRRRR YOU BETCHA!
You are to funny...

Added by Beth.Bailey on Feb 26, 2015 5:10 PM
Barbara McCully
Love it
Haven't seen or heard anything for a while-do you do stand-up? Love your sense of humor!!
Added by Barbara McCully on Feb 25, 2015 3:04 PM
Beth.Bailey
RE: BRRRRRRRR YOU BETCHA!
Hi Larry:
I was messing around on my computer last nite & was showing a friend the in's & out's of
Find A Grave & must not have turned all my power equipment back on...ya know that stuff that let's others contact you,such as email & message boards etc ???

Ya well...you can have your cold weather back my friend as I hear tell we're in for another deep freeze come the middle of the week...UGH !!!

~ Beth ~
Added by Beth.Bailey on Feb 23, 2015 12:34 PM
Shannon D.
Dudley So Right
Love the new profile name! ;-) I got a chuckle.
Added by Shannon D. on Feb 22, 2015 4:49 PM
 

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