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Beth.Bailey (#47841402)
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Pecans In The Cemetery

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.
As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate.
Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me...'

He just knew what it was.
He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along..

'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard!
Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'

The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.'
When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'

The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth.
Let's see if we can see the Lord...

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.
The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me.
That's all.
Now... let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done....

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile, before the kid on the bike passed him.

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Messages left for Beth.Bailey (9)[Leave Message]
Shannon M.
Merry Christmas
Hi Beth,
Thank you so much for leaving such beautiful tokens on my father's memorial throughout the year. I want to wish you and your family a happy and safe holiday season. Thanks for all you do to make the pain more bearable. 🎅🎄
Added by Shannon M. on Dec 21, 2014 10:55 AM
Love Always, Renee
Merry Christmas to you
God bless you this holiday season.
Added by Love Always, Renee on Dec 20, 2014 6:59 PM
Jim Lee
Thanks Beth,

I took that picture across from the cemetery in Bonners Ferry, Idaho while setting in our motor home. By the way, I like your picture too.

Have a nice day
Jim Lee
Added by Jim Lee on Dec 20, 2014 10:41 AM
Steve Edquist ~In Memory Of Aaron & Scrappy~
RE: Just wanted to
Thank you and Merry Christms & Happy New Year to you too.
Yes it sure does bring back some fun memories.
Added by Steve Edquist ~In Memory ... on Dec 20, 2014 6:10 AM
RE: Just wanted to
and a very Merry Christmas and Happy New and Blessed New Year to you and yours.

Just working so much, I come home, shower, collapse and start all over again.

Taking a toll.

Need to leave a note for my Dad, this is the date that he passed, so been sad all day :(

Added by Debbie on Dec 19, 2014 5:19 PM
Dudley Doright II
Buffalo Pic
Pretty awesome picture! By the way, tell your hubby that if beauty was measured in bricks, you would be the Great Wall of China!

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.

P.S. Doctor walks into the patients room and the patient yells, "Doc, Doc, I can't feel my legs." Doctor replies, "I know, I had to amputate your arms,"

Ugly woman wants to participate in an ugly contest. She was denied on grounds she was obviously a professional.

What do you call a Nun who sleep walks? A roaming Catholic!

Added by Dudley Doright II on Dec 19, 2014 2:34 PM
Dudley Doright II
Cemetery Pecans
Just love your message about Pecans in the Cemetery! I sent it to five people already!

Added by Dudley Doright II on Dec 18, 2014 2:36 PM
Dudley Doright II
RE: I think I might
Yea I heard from my favorite person! Thanks for your kind wishes and I wish you the same over the holidays.

When I saw you were not active on the site, I nearly panicked from fear that something had happened. Thus, I have been saying some prayers for you and hubby.

God Bless you soooooo very much from your ever eternal buddy!

Added by Dudley Doright II on Dec 18, 2014 2:24 PM
J & J Wiggins
Hazel Ruth Gillett
Thank you for supplying the Burial information, It has been added, and noted that you provided it.

Jaynie Wiggins
Added by J & J Wiggins on Dec 08, 2014 11:08 PM

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