|Tony Rudolph (#47550565)|
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I'm some what of a legend...no big deal. Other then that I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Did I mention that I am in love with the most amazing girl to ever walk the earth, Karen...Helen of Troy has got nothing on her. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.|
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tks for the photo!
|spvaughan||Martha Sue Barker Vaughan|
THANK YOU! on behalf of her great granddaughter(s)
|John Ragsdale||Frazier Cemetery, Memphis|
I have just found the Caraway, Harris tombstone pictures that you made in this cemetery. Thank you very much for finding these graves for us. From the condition of the tombstones and your description of the cemetery, this may very well be the only record of these lives that future generations have. Again, thank you very much. It appears that you went to a lot of trouble to locate them.
Thank you for the Fleming photos (sorry a bit belated). I appreciate your hard work!
|Shirley Stewart Milford||Tennie,Walter and Sallie Brown Grave Photos|
Tony, thanks so much for the great photo of the grave marker for Tennie, Walter and Sallie Brown. I have linked Tennie and Walter.
I am very impressed with your bio and may call upon you if I have a problem! : ) As my husband says "It's hard to be humble when you are as great as I am". ha
Thanks for the smile!
|Judy in California||Freda Biddle|
Thank you for the photo of her tombstone. It is much appreciated and I loved your bio.
Judy in California
|Donald Ward||Wiley Rogers Headstone|
Thanks so much for taking the photo!
Thank you so much for searching for him. I've removed the request.
Added by Merf on Mar 06, 2013 4:29 PM
|Chris Clack||Photo Charles Fielding Boyd|
Thanks so much for getting me a photo of my cousin, Charles Fielding Boyd.
|James Drumright||Alice Drumwright|
Many thanks for the recent photo. After reading your bio, where do you have the time. I was impressed.
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