|Tony Rudolph (#47550565)|
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I'm some what of a legend...no big deal. Other then that I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Did I mention that I am in love with the most amazing girl to ever walk the earth, Karen...Helen of Troy has got nothing on her. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.|
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|Margaret Wilkins||RE: Search for my great grandfather, John W Brown|
Thank you so much for your efforts in trying to locate John W Brown for me. Although many of his family are at rest in Munford Cemetery, there is the outside chance he may be elsewhere. I feel sure I will eventually locate him by hook or by crook. Thanks again for your generosity of time, effort, and kindness.
PS: If your home base is the Covington area perhaps you know my cousin, ex-mayor Russell Bailey. His grandmother, Estelle and my father, Joe were brothers and sisters.
Thank you for fulfilling my photo request recently!
Added by JC on Jun 29, 2015 9:06 AM
|nora barton-carver||mary allen|
thanks so much for the photo for mrs. mary allen!
|Brenda Oliver||John Boals|
Thank you for the great photos and your time and effort in getting them.
|Toni Kee||William Glen McCullough|
Thank you for the photo of Glen's gravestone. I really appreciate you taking time to fulfill my request.
Added by Toni Kee on Jun 19, 2015 10:22 PM
|Elisa Vaught||Robert and Flora B. McIlwain|
Tony, I am so appreciative of you taking the time to search out and take pictures of my great grandparents markers!
Many blessing to you!
|Alice Holtin||Dearing photo|
Thank you so much for posting the photo of the grave marker for John & Sarah Dearing! I appreciate it so very much.
|Margaret Wilkins||Search for my great grandfather, John W Brown|
Tony, I can tell by your bio you are a very busy man, but I would appreciate so much if you could find the time to help me in my search for my great grandfather, John W Brown 1854-1911. I suspect he may be buried in Munford Cemetery in Covington, Tennessee. His wife Laura Catherine (Land) Brown, his son Walter Lee Brown and his wife Tennie Estell (Preslar) Brown are there. It seems reasonable to assume that he might be as well. I want to thank you for creating memorial #106205628 (with a gravemarker photo) for Laura Catherine. It would be wonderful to have one for John W too. There daughter Cora Mae (Brown) Broughton was/is my grandmother.
|Donald Ward||Karl Muir Headstone|
Tony, Once again thanks for the excellent photo of Karl's headstone.
Donald J. Ward
|LaDonna & Richard McKelvey||YOUR BIO|
Just in case you have not heard this before. I'm in AWE of your BIO
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