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First and most importantly, I want to thank everyone who has taken time to fulfill my requests for photos. There are many of you and I don't always send personal "Thank You"s. Just know I appreciate every one. FAG members are the greatest!|
The more I dig into genealogy, the deeper I get. The further back I go, the further ahead I get.
It's in my DNA.
Genealogy: it's a life!
Genealogy: the study of horse thieves and fence-jumpers.
I just dug up the idea.
Speak softly but carry a big shovel.
Move over! someday I'll need some room.
Every family tree has a few nuts and fruits. Did my ancestors have sex?
Help, I'm stuck in my family tree and can't get down.
Genealogy: will I ever find time to do anything else?
If your naughtiness is recorded, I'll find it.
Some of my favorite relatives are the ones in the cemeteries.
Tell the undertaker to put a smile on my face so I'll look good for the genealogists' camera.
A cemetery detective always gets her man. Leave no stone unturned.
Actual headstone: I told you I was sick!
Atheist: All dressed up and no place to go.
Wife's headstone: "Mother of Three". Husband's headstone: Father of two".
Town Cemetery Sign" Drive carefully. "We have two cemeteries and no hospital."
Cemeteries: I never met a relative I didn't like.
Cemeteries don't scare me, tax season does.
I'm never asked by relatives "what are YOU doing here?"
At this family reunion, everyone gets along.
Street sign at cemetery: Dead end.
If their favorite cousin never came around, will I do?
Cemeteries: People are dying to get in.
Unpopular with the ladies? He couldn't even get a date on his gravestone!
Do grave diggers only tell dirty jokes?
Once I told the undertaker he couldn't close the coffin until I found my contact lens.
Mortician: someone who tries to look sad at a $50,000 funeral.
The aged woman took out a funeral plan for cremation. The confirmation letter offered her a warm welcome.
Dumb blonde: a passer-by asked her as he saw a funeral procession "Who died?" The blonde replied "I think it's the guy in the coffin."
What happens if your check for the funeral bounces?
My mother-in-law died because she was kicked by a donkey. How much do you want for the donkey?
A man's mother-in-law died while they were visiting the Holy Land. It cost $20,000 to ship her home. The man immediately said "ship her home!" A man died here 2,00 years ago and later rose from the dead. I can't take that chance."
Mortician: "After work, let's have a cold one."
Mortician leaving a party: "See you soon!"
Do undertakers enjoy their job? Of corpse they do.
Mortician: "I give everyone I meet a smile."
You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Undertakers are nice. They're the last to let people down.
Very good news: Every lawyer needs an undertaker.
Memento of famous person: taking a snapshot of them shaking hands with the deceased.
What did one mortician say to the other mortician? "My wife told me to stop taking my work home with me."
"Do I really look like a people person?"
Bumper sticker: Have a nice day!
"See, he really did have a heart"
There was an undertaker that signed all his letters with…."Eventually, Yours."
"That's the second biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Let's see if this guy really has the guts."
"Sorry, we don't have a lay-away plan."
Death is God's way of issuing updates.
An old husband on his death bed reached for a freshly baked cookie. His wife said, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"
Why do I read the Bible so much? I'm cramming for my finals.
When death comes knocking, tell him I already left.
Practicing doctor: They bury their mistakes.
When I'm at the hospital, I don't want death to come visiting.
At his 100th birthday party, the man was asked his favorite day. He replied, "The day I walked down the isle to where she was waiting for me, kissed her cheek and then had the coffin lid screwed down."
Why don't corpses' suits have pockets?
Bad Luck: Being told the day you die you've won the lottery is enough to give you a heart attack.
Marriage: a temporary insanity, curable by death.
Death isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Florist mistake: good luck on your new venture.
Husband to wife: "If you don't drive more carefully, the newspaper will print your age."
Deceased to IRS: "Come and get it! I always told you where to go".
Deceased man's final request: to have his final IRS payment buried with him and to tell the IRS to come get it.
Oh well, what ever happens, there's always taxes.
Just mail my ashes to the IRS with this note "Now you have everything!"
Taxes isn't a four letter word, but it should be.
A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until income tax time.
Death and taxes are inevitable, but death doesn't repeat itself.
One can be born free and then be taxed to death.
Of course you can't take it with you, and with high taxes, lawyer's fees, and funeral expenses you can't leave it behind either.
Notice, funeral costs come with taxes.
"You're going to audit me? Over my dead body!"
The wages of sin are death, but taxes go on.
Red flag for an audit: You've left a will.
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|louise floria||RE: Albert Freeman Smith moved|
|Ginger||John Henry Deppe #66095556|
I'm very curious about this man. I have a man with the same name born in Prussia but married to Christianna Smith - they were same age and lived in close proximity.
Added by Ginger on Dec 25, 2013 10:04 AM
|Cindy Andrews- McGraw ||Johannes John Hunsicker|
I noticed you have his son's headstone postd with his info. Thought you might want to correct it.
|Kim Adams||Johnnes Hunsicker|
Thank you so much for the work you did on the Hunsicker Family. I found this pic of Johannes Husnciker's head stone on pennsylvaniagravestones.org. I hope it's okay with you that I put the pic up on your memorial.
I am looking for the burial sites of some of the other Hunsciker's. When I find them I will let you know.
|deldean||Ira A. Coffin, Jr. -Memorial# 105649042|
I see you put in a photo req. for Ira Jr. I am planning a trip to that cem. Are you a relative? Ira Jr. was brother to my great great grandfather, Samuel T. Coffin.
Added by deldean on Aug 21, 2013 8:59 AM
|Kenneth Schaeffer||Elizabeth Scherer Klein|
This is most likely the daughter of Sara Scherer. She is buried in the same row as her mother Sara and sister Sara Anna.
|Kenneth Schaeffer||Sara Scherer|
Her husband was not buried beside her but her daughter Sara Anna was. I have added her headstone photo to her memorial.
|Annie||RE: Edited your old pic|
Hi! Sorry, we've been away and I just saw this. Thanks vVERY much, I appreciate that- I'm terrible with photos so any help is much appreciated. Now to go look. :)I'm guessing they'd appreciate it as well. :)
Added by Annie on Aug 10, 2013 10:11 AM
|LeRoy Wilcox||RE: Hey LeRoy|
Appreciate your contact. All is well. Still busy and healthy at 77. Wish to encourage you as you enlarge your family tree.
|Nadine Hofmann||RE: Thank for the photos|
You're most welcome. Glad to supply something useful.
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