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Beth.Bailey (#47841402)
 member for 2 years, 5 months, 24 days
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Remember When...

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note.
A window was something you hated to clean,
And ram was the cousin of a goat

Meg was the name of a friend.
A gig was a job for the night.
Now they all mean different things,
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a three-inch floppy,
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage,
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public,
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut, you did with a pocket knife.
Paste, you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
But when it happens they wish they were dead.

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Tom "Homer" W.
Beth-you definitely made me smile!
Added by Tom "Homer" W. on Nov 27, 2014 8:49 PM
Keeper of the Stars
RE: Just wanted to
Thanks,Beth! We spent our Thanksgiving at a Chinese restaurant because the power was out. It just came back on about an hour ago! So....tomorrow will be our turkey day with all the family. Hope your Thanksgiving went well!!!! Susan PS Stay Warm ♥
Added by Keeper of the Stars on Nov 27, 2014 8:46 PM
Tom "Homer" W.
Beth, thank you for your kind words and leaving a token for my daughter, Marjorie. Even after all this time my eyes betray me, tears still spill. I like the poem on your bio page and gosh, I recall all! I can remember VE and VJ Day like it was yesterday.... Time goes fast! Have a great 2014 (what's left of it) and it was an honor to place tokens on your loved ones memorials.
Added by Tom "Homer" W. on Nov 27, 2014 8:10 PM
Mom of Timothy L. Turner
@};- U & your Family. Thank U Beth for all the lovely tokens you've left my loved ones for Thanksgiving. I'm trying to make my rounds but unfortunately I won't have time to visit all that's on my list. Bless U Angel for all you've done. I appreciate U so much. Love & Blessings. ((Hugs)) ~ 8/1 Thur. 12:10 PM EST.
Added by Mom of Timothy L. Turner on Nov 27, 2014 10:10 AM
Darryl P. Van Rijn
Thank You!
Happy Thanksgiving! To you and yours and for your tokens on Pieter and Harold's page there may be others you placed. I have to work today for the OVERTIME pay. So regular day for me. And NO it is not retail THANK GOD!
Added by Darryl P. Van Rijn on Nov 27, 2014 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving
Today we are feasting on Swanson TV dinners! Later in the afternoon we are going to a "All You Can Drink Buffett." (Wheel chairs provided for those who can no longer stand!)

Seriously, wishing you a special lovely day. Hope you and hubby are doing well.

Larry :-)
Added by Larry1963 on Nov 27, 2014 7:44 AM
Rhonda C. Poynter & Friends
RE: Just wanted to
Dear Beth,
Thank You so much, Sweet Friend - I will catch up on private e-mail before the weekend, I promise. I literally have about twenty minutes on here tonight, and so please forgive me ignoring your pages - I will try to catch up on that, too. I will probably only be on here sporadically in December, too, sigh, it is really hurting my visiting, and some of my regulars have to keep being reminded to stop round, too. !!! Hopefully the new year will be a better one for all of us, ey...anyhow, lots of love to one of my best buddies on here, and know you are always in Gannon's and my hearts and prayers. Hugs, RCP and Gannon Blue
Added by Rhonda C. Poynter & Frien... on Nov 26, 2014 9:53 PM
Traci's Mom
Happy Thanksgiving
A very happy Thanksgiving to you and your family also, Beth.


Added by Traci's Mom on Nov 26, 2014 8:54 PM
Shannon M.
RE: Thank-You
Always a pleasure! Hope you and yours have a wonderful Thanksgiving as well. They are looking down on us Beth....and they are smiling :)
Added by Shannon M. on Nov 22, 2014 3:32 PM
The McGibbon Family
RE: Thank-You
Heat wave? lololl
It's actually in the 30's today and some snow is melting!
I was walking the dogs and slipped on ice the other day. I never let go of the leads, so, unfortunately, I fell straight back onto the ice and hit my head the hardest it's ever been hit. I really thought I was going to black out, but didn't.
I called Theresa, or so I thought, lol, and left a message on *the* voicemail...apparently it went to someone else's phone...guess I was a little out of it. Then had to go to work, stopped at convenience store, and I swear, I walked around the store in a circle until I remembered what I was there for. geez. I'm alright though, just a little worried the day it happened and the following 24 hours.

Funtimes. lol

Talk soon, Sista!
Added by The McGibbon Family on Nov 22, 2014 10:21 AM
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