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Isthmus "Kris" Ibis departed this life on Wednesday. A crayfish is what killed him. Seems his meal was loaded with sludge and mercury from nearby urban development.
Kris will be sorely missed. He was a jovial old ibis, one of the jolliest around. Who among us hasn't asked him his name more than once just so we could hear him say:
he'd twinkle in reply,
"but you can call me 'Kris'
I was born on December 25th
but my Papa had a lisp."
Kris will be buried in HQ West in Enchanted Hills. Funeral arrangements are being made by Santa's elves themselves. The Audubon Society, in conjunction with the Nicholas Foundation, will be installing a monument of Isthmus next to his grave for traveling visitors to perch. Flocks of kin are expected to fly in to wish Kris a happy everlife.
(Scratchpost Daily, Friday, January 17, 2014)
Find A Grave HQ West
Aleutians East Borough
Created by: Roselei
Record added: Jan 17, 2014
Find A Grave Memorial# 123650022
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